Fun & Funny Stuff

God made men and women to complement each other with the unique traits each were given: 

Women have strengths that amaze men.
They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy.
Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend after a snowy drive home.
They are childcare workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors.
They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up against injustice.
They walk and talk the extra mile to get their kids into the right schools and to get their family the right health care.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving.
They are strong, but they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.
Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
A woman can make a romantic evening.
Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
They live in houses, apartments and cabins.
They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
Women do more than just give birth.
They bring joy and hope.
They give compassion and ideals.
They give and all they want in return is a hug, a smile, and for you to do the same for people you come in contact with. 

Men are good at lifting heavy shit.

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