Well, that was the title in the subject line of an email I sent to a friend a few days ago!
It went onto say:
"....or should that be a goddess?
Yes I know he has juju lips & looks like he has two black eyes -lol!
Even though the tutorial wasn't specific in as much as it didn't tell me to pull stringers first - I should have known to do that...especially when working with ivory. It would have saved me thinking 'oh crap' & grabbing for the nearest rod of something skinny to put on as his eye's.
Mentally prepare yourself for Butt Fugly Buttah Juju Lips One Ball Missing - actually I think he looks like some fictional character from a movie, I just can't pinpoint who exactly right now."
This particular friend had been responsible for encouraging a somewhat flagging lamp working spirit back to the torch. Well, I think I was 'encouraged' - but most likely I was issued a challenge, or perhaps cleverly coerced, by someone that knew I was having a creative block with beads.
Very cleverly it was suggested that I should 'play' & stay away from trying to make specific beads - perhaps try the Buddha Tutorial they knew I had purchased.
Somewhere in the repartee both made typo's in the spelling of Buddha - & 'Buttah' was born.
Although I can't for the life of me see anything attractive about my 'Buttah' - I was rather thrilled that I'd made him, in all of his lopsided wonkyness, without cracking him - he's not that small & only lost one of the small 'balls' off of his head gear.
It took me a few days after his creation to gain the fortitude required to actually show him to my 'encourager' - but eventually I did.

So as you can see "B" is also for Butt Fugly Buttah!
Of course now I have figured that he reminds me of "Dobby the House Elf" from the Harry Potter movie "Chamber of Secrets".
The day after Butt Fugly was created - I bravely made my first attempt at a goddess.
Unfortunately (timing wise) a friend arrived just as she was getting her nipples (the goddess - not the friend!!) - my attention wavered ....& so did the goddesses nipples -lol!
As far as I was concerned she wasn't too bad. Between the two I have learned quite a bit about heat control .... & oh boy, do I have a whole new level of admiration for you Ang!!!A day later, I had left my beads sitting by my photo cube & was out in the studio torching - (actually making some beads) when a certain 11 year old said "Look Mum!"....oh dear!!!Now what might be considered a natural & logical thing for a child to do - can be somewhat disturbing to an adult eye.Gabriela had of course married the Buttah Head with the Goddess Body. Be afraid - very afraid...you know what's coming don't you???
Now should this be considered a prime example of East meets West - or does it put a whole new twist on Eastern European?