Friday, September 26, 2008

Did we draw the short straw??

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time!

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes

6 comments:

rosebud101 said...

Love it, Deb, and so true! Love your ETSY store, too!

angelinabeadalina said...

Ah, the cleaning your nails with a pocket knife just sets up a whole 'nother essay on the differences. I was just thinking about purses last night. I have one. I don't carry it unless I think I'll need the checkbook or insurance cards (and even then, I'll take out the cards and leave the purse in the trunk of the car if possible). I'm a stuff her pockets 'til she looks really silly girl-- but I don't care any more AND I wanna know why it's okay for guys to carry stuff in their pockets but we got dealt purses??

P.S. Thanks for the computer advice. I'm currently stuck with windows open just to my blog and whatever links I have on it, or I'd email ya a thanks!

Ramblings of a lunatic mom and lampworker said...

So true. And Thanks for adding me to the Treasury. I truly feel spoilt and treasured. Thank you!!

Mich

Studio Marcy - Marcy Lamberson said...

This makes me laugh.

The only question is that I was supposed to stop playing with toys?

Fun post Deb, and what is going on with Bro? He's gorgeous!

Marcy

Deb said...

LOL - ladies I have to say that it tickled my fancy (whatever my fancy is - lol!).
The ones I left in bold were the ones that especially made me laugh!

Marcy - I found a few of them somewhat ironical myself....never having realised that tools were supposedly a man's domain ;o)

Bro is still here - I have everything crossed that no one claims him. As of next wednesday I can officillay call him mine, or is that he can officially call us 'his'?
I did ring all the possible places & he is listed as 'found' until then - after that I wonder if they will change his status to 'kept' -lol!

Laurie Whitney -Mermaid Glass said...

OMG, how funny. I'm totally stealing this! :)~